Hooker With a Penis-Tool 

 riff 1
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------ X 3
D-10-12-12-10-12-12-10-12-12-10-12-12-10-10-10-10

 riff 2 
G----------------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------------- X 1
D-10-12-12-10-12-12-10--12--12--12--10-10-10-10

 riff 3 
G--------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------- X 3
D-10h11h12-15X-10h11h12-15X-10-10-10-10

 riff 4
G-----------------------------------
D-----------------------------------
A----------------------------------- X 1
D-10h11h12-15X-10h11h12-15X-10-10-12

 riff 5
G--------
D--------
A-------- X 16
D-3-000-3
 
 riff 1 X 3

 riff 4 X 1
 
 riff 5 X 8

 riff 6
G-------------
D-------------
A------------- X 8
D-3-000-0-0-0-

 riff 7
G----------------------------------------------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
D-10-10--10-5-5--5-3p0--0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3--3-5-5--5-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-10h12-10h12

G---------------------------------------------------
D---------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------------- X 1
D-10-10--10-5-5--5-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3--3-5-5--5-3p0

 riff 8
G--------------------
D--------------------
A-------------------- X 4 (listen to drums for the
D-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0      cue for the next riff)

 riff 9
G--------------------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------------------
A------------3-3-3-2/12----------------12-12-12-11 X 4
D-3-0-0-3-0-0----------15-0-12-12-12-12------------
 
 riff 6 X 8

 riff 7 X 1 (with different ending this time, listen to cd)
 
 riff 10
G---------------------------------------------
D---------------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------------  X 4 play note in parentheses
D-0-0-0-3--3-5-5-5-3--3-0-0-0-3--3-6-6-6-5(12)      last time

 riff 11                                                       
G-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D-7--7-7-0-0-7-7-7-7-6-6-6--6-0-0-6-6-6-6-5-5-5--5-0-0-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-10h12-10h12

G-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
A-------------------------------------------------------------------------5p3--- X 2
D-7--7-7-0-0-7-7-7-7-6-6-6--6-0-0-6-6-6-6-5-5-5--5-0-0-3-3-3-3--3--3-3-3h5---3h5

 riff 12
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-0-0-0-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-0-0-0-6-6-6


G----------------------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------------------- X 1 (play quietly)
D-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-10h12-10h12

 riff 13
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-0-0-0-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-0-0-0-6-6-6

G-----------------
D-----------------
A----------------- X 1
D-5-5--3-3--5-5--7

 riff 14
G----------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------- X 4
D-3000005000006-6-6-6-3000005000008-8-8-8

 riff 15
G-----------------
D-----------------
A-----------------
D-0000000000000000etc.  (pick open D very fast with the bass drums)

 riff 16
 "begging for your fatass   dirty    dollar"
G----------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------
A-5-5-----5--5-----5--5-----5--5-----5--5 X 1
D-0-0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0

 riff 17 
G-------------------------------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------------------------------------
A---------3h5--------------3h5---------------3h5-------------------------3 X 2
D-12-0-3h5---0-000-/8-0-3h5---0-000-/12-0-3h5---0-000-/13-0-000-/10-0-3h5-
                                
 riff 1 X 4

 riff 1 X 4 w/ tremelo picking (go along with bass drums) 
 
 riff 18
G----
D----
A---- X 1
D-12
 
play along with cd on this one.
this tab is just a guideline-trust your ears