This is my least favorite Wednesday 13 song, but i figured it out while trying to
come up with original material, so i figured what the hell

Main riff:

G-------------------|
D-------------------| (play it repeatedly 'til chorus)
A-8-5~--8-5~--8-3~--|
E-------------------|

chorus:

G-----------------------------|
D-----------------------------|
A-8~~~--5~~~-8~~~-3~~~-3-5~---|
E-----------------------------|

ending:

G-----------------------|
D-----------------------| (play 'til song ends)
A-8-5~-8-5~-8-5~-8-5~---|
E-----------------------|

that's all for this 3 note piece of shit