Hooker With a Penis-Tool 

 riff 1
G-------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------- X 3
D-10h12-12-10h12-12-10h12-12-10h12-12--10-10-10-10

 riff 2 
G-------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------- X 1
D-10h12-12-10h12-12-10---12--12--12----10-10-10-10

 riff 3 
G----------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------- X 3
D-10h11h12-15-X-10h11h12-15-X-10-10-10-10

 riff 4
G--------------------------------------
D--------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------- X 1
D-10h11h12-15-X-10h11h12-15-X--10-10-12

 riff 5
G--------
D--------
A-------- X 16
D-3-000-3
 
 riff 1 X 3

 riff 3 X 1
 
 riff 5 X 8

 riff 6
G-------------
D-------------
A------------- X 8
D-3-000-0-0-0-

 riff 7
G----------------------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------------------- 
D-10-10--5-5--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-5-5-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0

G----------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------- X 1
D-10-10--5-5--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-5-5-3p0

 riff 8
G--------------------
D--------------------
A-------------------- X 4 (listen to drums for the
D-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0      cue for the next riff)

 riff 9
G-------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------------
A------------3-3-3-2/12----------------12-12-12-11 X 4
D-3-0-0-3-0-0----------15-0-12-12-12-12------------
 
 riff 6 X 8

 riff 7 X 1 (with different ending this time, listen to cd)
 
 riff 10
G----------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------
A----------------------------------------  X 4 play note in parentheses
D-0-0-0-3--5-5-5-3--0-0-0-3--6-6-6-5(12)      last time

 riff 11
G---------------------------------------------------
D---------------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------------------3h5-3h5 X 4 (with variations)
D-7-7-0-0-7-7-6-6-6-0-0-6-6-5-5-5-0-0-3-3-3-0-------

 riff 12
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-0-0-0-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-0-0-0-6-6-6

 riff 13
G-------------------------------------------------
D-------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------3h5-3h5 X 1 (play quietly)
D-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0---------

 riff 14
G------------------------------------------------
D------------------------------------------------
A------------------------------------------------
D-7-7-7-7-7-7-0-0-0-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-0-0-0-6-6-6

G-----------
D-----------
A----------- X 1
D-5-5--5-5-5

 riff 15
G----------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------
A---------------------------------------- X 4
D-3-0-0-0-5-0-0-6-6-6-3-0-0-0-5-0-0-8-8-8

 riff 16
G-----------------
D-----------------
A-----------------
D-0000000000000000etc.  (pick open D very fast with the bass drums)

 riff 17
 "begging for your fatass   dirty    dollar"
G----------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------
A-5-5-----5--5-----5--5-----5--5-----5--5 X 1
D-0-0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0

          riff 18
shut up and buy ! 
          G----------------------------------------------------------
          D----------------------------------------------------------
          A-5-----3h5-------------3h5-----5-----3h5-----6-----3-----3 X 2
          D--0-3h5---0-000-8-0-3h5---0-000-0-3h5---0-000-0-000-0-3h5-

 riff 1 X 8
 
 riff 19
G----
D----
A---- X 1
D-12
 
play along with cd on this one.
this tab is just a guideline-trust your ears